Dirty Wheatie

When a guy is penetrating a women in the ass and, pulls out, jacks off and cums in the girls hair letting it dry for 3 hours.

Kate I see you're hair is a little mouse and sticky did someone give you a Dirty Wheatie?

by Oreiajad July 15, 2015

dirty poohkie

1.(noun) a Dirty Poohkie is a woman with a strong addiction to giving a blow-job to a man with kept facial hair and 50% or more body hair coverage.

2.(adj) a Dirty Poohkie is the description of Garfields' teddybear when it is unclean.

1.I need to find me a Dirty Poohkie that will make sandwiches too.

2. John, i have a Dirty Poohkie make yourself useful and wash him.

by Lady_J September 23, 2020

big hairy dirty greasy balls

The most rarest balls on a person (usually male) you can find.

My uncle Fred found big hairy dirty greasy balls on an 18-year-old when he went to Ohio.

by thecharacterwannie June 18, 2023

Dirty chelsi

A foul, filthy, soulless, dope sucking lesbo that enjoys hanging out with her 10 other personalities.

Man that woman is pulling a dirty chelsi

by DickButtkiss6996 February 15, 2022

Dirty brit

Whilst upon a steamy fornication session, you bend over the hot chick with the big booty and boof a little chunk of coke directly in her buttocks

She got really quiet after I gave her that dirty brit.

by #theCreamyCenter November 19, 2020

Dirty Bridget

When you send a nude to the wrong person.

Friend: I totally had a dirty Bridget moment.
Me: who got it!?

by Morgan Smity April 8, 2023

Dirty Yzma

It's when you tell your Potential Erotic Techtelmechtel to pull the lever and suddenly it becomes a Threesome

Silvy wanted her Boyfriend to Pull the lever and suddenly he had another man's wand in his hand - that's the dirty Yzma

Wroooong lever!

by EmpressKiki March 2, 2025