Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Dick

Something that you have, but not a big one.

Your dick is small, josh.

by CockSucker69420WasTaken September 9, 2022

No Dick December

“No Dick December” is only for the ladies. After No Nut November the ladies deserve what it feels like.

Brian-“ay want some dick bbygrl”
Sasha-“I cant it’s -No Dick December-“

by Dadique November 29, 2020

Dick Chicken

A game played by 2 or more heterosexual/homosexual men who pull out their penis and walk towards each other at the same time. The first person to chicken out is the loser but if their penis touch they both win.

Hey guys, who wants to play dick chicken?

by Grimmjow23.4 November 30, 2022

My dick

Too small

We all know it

My dick:

Jannie: DO NOT date Peter. His dick is so Tiny.
Katheline: Ok, I'll pass.

by undeadly deadly dead November 15, 2018

Flying Dick

when a person gets his dick sucked while tied to a ceiling

I've heard that Derek did the flying dick with lana!

by seniorJackk August 10, 2022

National Grab Dick Day

On August 31st be sure to grab a mans’ dick to celebrate!

Be sure to let your hoe outta the bag!

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!

by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019