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Dick makeup

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
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Dick Stick

by Stick Dick May 24, 2018
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Dick

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick
by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019
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Barbod Dick

A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.
*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".
by donthedevious February 19, 2024
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National Grab Dick Day

September 2nd is a day where the females and only the females can grab ur dick so cover it up.
Me:What day is it
Her:National grab dick day
by Sheluvyolo September 1, 2021
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Fortnite Dick

What anyone with a fortnite obsession sucks
Fortnite Noob: I will suck Fortnite Dick
Experienced person with a Fortnite obsession: No you won't
by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023
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