daiquiri whacker 

A red headed milf who knows how to get her husband to ejaculate by inserting two-five fingers up his asshole to get at his daiquiri whacked.

She is totally just whacked my daiquiri and I was done.

I wish my wife was a daiquiri whacker!

daiquiri whacker by Carl VonGayLynn August 4, 2023

Wicky-Whacker 

A penis. Specifically, the type that is long and hard enough to slap someone across the face.

Brenda got slapped across the face by John's wicky-whacker.

Wicky-Whacker by WickWhack October 18, 2023

bush-whacker 

A person and/or object that smacks/whacks bushes and hedges

person 1: *smacks random bush*
person 2: "bush-whacker."
person 1: "yeah I know."

bush-whacker by Barbarian of the square planes June 19, 2024

mirror whacker 

1. A person who experiences or exhibits narcissism, deriving erotic gratification from admiration of their own physical or mental attributes.

eg. Patrick Bateman in American Psycho

2. Someone who masturbates while looking intently at their reflection.

"That Leigh guy is such a fucking mirror whacker"

mirror whacker by vooos July 29, 2024

Weed Whacker

a derogatory term against those who do drugs/vape and claim “i can quit anytime”

“Tony told me he can quit vapes at any time”

“oh god he’s one of those weed whackers”

Weed Whacker by skibidisigma27 August 15, 2024

Willy-Whacker 

A penis that packs quite a punch, and by punch, I mean a big dick slap to the face of your enemy (Or partner, if she/he prefers it).

To give your partner a "Willy-Whacker" is to basically get an erection that is hard enough to whack the shit out of your partner.
Just swing it to one side and knock that bitch out.

Kyle: Dude, did you just knock your girlfriend out last night?
Nathan: Yeah, I gave Gina the Willy-Whacker.

Willy-Whacker by WickWhack April 23, 2024

tally whacker 

synonyms- long john, peter, drake

antonyms- punani, vegeta, WAP

He sent me a picture of his tally whacker and it was so tiny

tally whacker by definitionsforu101 April 29, 2024