Ruby wank

Wanking while on your period.

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"

by Beezus37 October 1, 2017

think tank wank

when you bust a nut only with your imagination or replaying memories of events in your head

commonly performed when internet access is poor

my phone ran out of charge and i lost my charger so i had to have a think tank wank instead.

by Toe_Cutter October 28, 2023

wank

Advertise companies by posting their backlinks, despite not being a bot or an employee.

I make money nowadays wanking. No, not in the British sense - I post backlinks to companies in exchange for equity.

by jzekyll March 31, 2021

Buttery Wank

When you or a loved one uses a stick of buttery (preferably slightly melted) as lubrication to jerk off.

After a long day of hard work I was gifted a buttery wank from my girlfriend.

by LMSnih October 14, 2025

Wank hand

Wank hand is the term used to describe witch particular hand was used in the event of frequent wank sessions.

Person 1: oi mate, geez a handshake!
Person 2: nah man that's your wank hand, that is!

by Lugzy_yt November 1, 2019

wank rat

A wank rat is someone that goes around trying to get off everyday any time any place. Similar to a fuck boy. Also may give off nasty odor.

Look at Scott once a rank rat always a rank rat
Dont go to that party just a bunch of wank rats

by All American Dream Boy January 12, 2016

multi-wank

When you are trying to masturbate and your girlfriend, mom, sister, Aunt, etc. walks past and you have to quickly change the website.

Guy 1: Did you see the porn website I emailed you?

Guy2: No, I couldn't, my mom was home and I had to multi-wank, but I did it when she fell asleep.

by Tylah808 March 23, 2011