Weed Wanker 

When your a dirty little masturbating gremlin. Most weed wankers dont have jobs, are on the benefit and are spending that money on toilet paper, porn mags and the finest kush. They wank off either during or straight after smoking some sticky icky but in any case. Perverted.

Your being arrested for being a freaking weed wanker sir. You are a tosser and are going to jail to be raped.

Weed Wanker by Jimmy, show them yo anal cough May 3, 2019

Conny Wacker 

A Catholic

Conny Wackers stink like crackers

Conny Wacker by Sydney or the bush December 4, 2020

Wanker Sore 

noun: A sore that is developed on the penis (male genitalia) from masturbating too hard or too often; a twist on "canker sore"; a person who is a major pervert and enjoys wanking a little too much

ex 1:
Guy 1: "Let's go to the water park!"
Guy 2: "I can't man, I have a massive wanker sore..."
Guy 1: "I can relate... I lit some cinnamon candles in my room, laid back, and watched pay-per-view for hours last night."
ex 2:
Girl 1: "He's so cute!"
Girl 2: "Yeah but I would never date him because he is such a wanker sore."

Wanker Sore by MikeF88 March 8, 2011

pie wanker 

n. one who masturbates to pies, fucks pies, etc. also can be used as a general insult. see American Pie

Josh is such a pie wanker, he fucks pies all the time.

Dude, you are such a pie wanker! ew!

pie wanker by NNYGIRL May 5, 2007

Word Wanker 

A person who studies English or Literature at any level higher that Higher/A-level, eg. Advanced Higher/HNC, HND, Post-Grad ect.

'Whats James doing?' ' Analysing his English book' 'Word Wanker!'

Word Wanker by Bazb November 28, 2011

Turkey Wanker 

A turkey wanker refers to a person who imitates the movement of a turkey. Turkey wankers are generally very antisocial, and are excluded from society as a result. They often feel the need to pose as a turkey the moment they spot a camera in their sight, performing a photobomb. To become a turkey wanker, one must be a wanker and act like a turkey.

Rich looks like a right turkey wanker in that photo

Turkey Wanker by VeTe January 9, 2012

walter 

A cheating, lying, asshole with serious mental health issues, and an inferiority complex.

I'm glad you dumped that guy, he was such a walter.

walter by doodlydingdong yeah February 4, 2010