A person who has not had sexual intercourse despite appearing to be physically and socially capable of doing so. This person might look good but struggle with communicating with the preferred sex or being unable to close the deal. This could be due to "putting the pussy on a pedestal" which makes it hard for guys to speak to girls.
Many good-looking guys who are well-groomed and take care of themselves are functioning virgins because they don't go out and take girls on dates or even attempt to introduce themselves to girls because they're afraid of rejection. An example would be like Gym-Bros
by Yobi Bear March 13, 2023
Get the Functioning Virginmug. 
A group of young lads that always hang out together. They often have girls creaming at the sight of them. These lads are mad for the sesh.
by McDickgrabber January 14, 2020
Get the Virgin-bucksmug. When your retarded classmates play a game called shellshock.io you call the Virgin Egg mean they will be Virgin their whole life.
by Virgin Egg December 11, 2018
Get the Virgin Eggmug. by issou September 26, 2018
Get the Cheek Virginmug. You lol
"Look you and I we have 1 thing in common we're virgin gamers let's just agree we have a -100% chance of getting a gf." "Yeah true dick slap o' bros?" "Fuck yeah"
by Maker pf the 'dick slap o' bro May 12, 2021
Get the Virginmug.