sour vagina 

The false denial of desire for something sought but not acquired; to denigrate and feign disdain for the vagina which one could not attain.

Source: A tiger named Pepsei

Read my lips you infected pus-dribbling sour vagina: you are just jealous RossMAN's getting all that young, hot & dumb poon with minimal effort. His sexual prowess makes you feel like an inadequate and sad masturbating bear.

sour vagina by theprodigalrebel October 27, 2007

fornicating vagina 

A politicly correct statement for a 'fucking cunt'.

"What a fornicating vagina".

fornicating vagina by Just meee January 22, 2009

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS) 

A medical condition which consists of a large mass of fatty tissue below the belt or waistline of an overweight woman. The massive upper vagina is much more visible when the woman wears a belt which compresses her plump form, similar to a rubber band around a marshmallow.

Did you see how much weight Seth's mom has gained? Poor woman has a serious case of Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS).

Massive Upper Vagina Syndrome (MUVS) by gyatso January 23, 2009

Taco Vagina

The female form of a chode. A vagina that is wider than it is long is a taco vagina

That bitch had such a taco vagina that it looked like it was smiling at me.

Taco Vagina by In honor of Erik May 9, 2003

Sandy Vagina 

A really bitchy person, is very irritable and cranky.

Me: oh my god, we gotta get that sand out of your vagina its making you cranky, does it itch?
Dont mind him everyone, ehs got sandy vagina

Sandy Vagina by Alex Papa February 19, 2008

Portable Vagina 

is one's masturbating hand. Like a vagina on the go. Originates from Bronx, New York.

-On a three week long Roadtrip-

Jack: Wow, haven't fucked a girl in forever.

Bob: Time to bust out the 'ol portable vagina, if you catch my drift.

Portable Vagina by Vendetta150 February 22, 2010

drunken vagina 

the act of when you pour beer/liquor down a girls vagina then you fuck her and finish before she gets drunk.

I just gave Jane a drunken vagina and now shes passed the fuck out on the bed.

drunken vagina by durtysanch July 1, 2011