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Urban Dictionary

Hey, what if you searched up "Urban Dictionary" ON the Urban Dictionary? - Some guy
Hm, good idea. I'll try that! - Maybe you, or someone else

Hey, uh, this is just a joke, so sorry if it offended you! - Me
by Mr.Noob12 September 20, 2019
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urban wild

Modern day society. Despite us believing our world to be a controlled and civilized, the urban wild is the real reality.

Anything can happen out there in the urban wilderness. Common wildlife such as entitled pricks, senile seniors, random f*ckboys, beta males, lunks, gang bangers and a whole slew of other wild animals can be found randomly at any given time.
Urban wilds are dangerous, and it's recommended that you remain alert around wildlife as they some can become extremely hostile for no reason other than a parking spot, or road rage.
The entitled baby boomers are known for their strange call "hit me and I'll sue!" while the gang bangers are a more dangerous threat that all too often jostle their prey with strikes to the head and neck.
Steer clear of the urban wild at night, as predators tend to come out to hunt for prey they can take money, organs or whatever horrors they can think of for their amusement.

It's funny we call our society predictable, but we can't predict what the guy next to us is gonna do in the next 5 minutes. This is why it's called the urban wild.
The Urban wild is a Jungle out there!

Never travel in the urban wilds without a weapon or a friend, or both.
by BigPeterLilNuts May 20, 2019
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Urban Dictionary

Where any word is something about sex
by TheWanderer2K August 18, 2020
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urban board

I was excited to submit my original term to the urban dictionary but the urban board denied me.
by Boomer el Sancho October 12, 2013
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Urban Dictionary

Did you really just fucking look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary?... Just... Get off this website
"Ima look up Urban Dictionary on Urban Dictionary "

"Shut yo dumb ass up and read a book"
by Playpossum June 25, 2020
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Urban dictionary

It's a place where incompetent baboons live amongst other incompetent baboons in a experimental society of monkeys, such as I a mental scientist hailing from the great state of Australia where my wi-fi only works between 6pm and 1am on Wednesdays. thank you for your consideration of such a thought as this.
Person A: Am I stupid

Person B: look up your own name on urban dictionary and decide that the top result is all that you will ever amount to

Person A: but my name is mario

Person B: it says on the page that your an italian who hates turtles

Person A: but im from ireland and I have pet a turtle

Person B: not anymore, KILL THE TURTLE

person A: good point
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urban dichotomy

The unexplainable circumstance when, for no apparent reason, the urban dictionary accepts this word while rejecting really good ones.
I find this site to have an urban dichotomy
by tirtle November 24, 2017
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