Drift Wood

The act of swimming in the nude with a half chub while floating on your back.

4 guys and 3 girls go to the beach and zack with his half chub decided to go skinny dipping. Classic drift wood.

by YHR Spynx August 4, 2018

strangle the wood

Strangling the wood is when you hold your penis really hard during masterbation that the tip goes blue when you hold your cum in

John did strangle the wood thinking of Melanie. His nob went from pink to red to blue as he stopped the cum from covering his chest

by Blindmonkey May 1, 2014

Split the wood

A mark ass nigga that splits the backwood instead of unraveling the backwood

Yo this nigga Marcus deadass just split the wood

by Splithewood December 2, 2016

gentry wood

A careing and loveing person; always faithful and dependable, romantic,very good in bed

Gentry wood is so awesome

by Lesbian420 May 29, 2015

Wood stain

Male cum.

There's wood stain all over my face.

by LighLigh February 24, 2022

Wood Kiss

A complex sex act that require accuracy, precision, and execution. The male pulls out his wang, which has to be chubbed to some degree, and places it on the edge of the vagina. The woman’s beaver then grinds the veiny pork until all foreskin has been removed from the grinding. There may be some spots left, so having some gritty sandpaper may be better. The peen drill should now be skinless and pink, and the woman blows it.

My girl was so wild last night that she gave me the wood kiss, so I had to go the hospital.

by Buttslopper-oo November 19, 2019

There's heat in the wood

A phrase that means that, there is a lot drama going on with a specific topic, and your tired of dealing with it.

There's heat in the wood, bout' my ex!

by Cryodrag1 May 17, 2022