Russian Viagra

Putting a metal nail inside own penis and attaching a magnet to own forehead.
*two friends talking in a bar*
- Wanted to have sex with my girl last night but couldn't get a boner so I used Russian Viagra
- Damn bro, I bet she got nailed so hard then
by DrakoTheMuthaFucka March 24, 2018
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russian clothesline

When someone takes a clothesline, sticks it in their mate's abdomen and through their back and then like the russian roulette, spins them around the clothesline (like the chamber of a revolver) and then when he stops spinning, hope his projectile vomit doesn't hit Russia on the world map on the other side of the room.
I gave mahboi a Russian Clothesline last night, he died afterwards but it was worth because it was the most fun I've ever had

dont tell the cops plz
by Electrum55 November 09, 2018
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Russian Time Bomb

The act of filling a girls vagina with vodka, inserting a tampon, leaving it to soak for a predetermined amount of time, extracting the tampon, and sucking out the liquor all before you lose your boner.
Her: How long do you think you could last under a Russian Time Bomb?

Him: With or without viagra?
by Happyfun222 June 25, 2024
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Wet Russian

A drink consisting of Vodka that is heated to at least 120 degrees Fahrenheit.
Tom: “Hey bartender, can I get a Wet Russian?”

Samantha: “Sure thing, how hot do you want her?”

Tom “Standard temp, of course.”
by Joe E C June 18, 2022
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Reverse Russian

An alias for a philipino girl. Usually russian girls look way older then they are and philipino girls always look way younger then they are. So in short Philipinos are reverse russians.
Bro its a fucking pedophile!
- Chill bro its a reverse russian
by Cockslammer054 August 07, 2020
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russian crusty

When your friend Vlad launches a cumshot into your moustache and it hardens overnight getting crusty.
Phil woke up with another Russian Crusty after Vlad's party last night.
by ibangurmum! August 21, 2018
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Russian Roukette

A game in which the participants line 5 lines of Cocaine and 1 line of Ketamine, taking random attempts to avoid the Ketamine.
Sophie was wasted on Saturday, played Russian Roukette and lost, spent the night ket lagged in the bathroom
by Roulettemaster June 24, 2019
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