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White Mike

Gotta beat White Mike to be White Mike
Aye yo you see Preston over there?
Yeah what about him?
He's White Mike, you gotta beat him to be White Mike.
by ROSKY ASSCLAP-SUPREME April 5, 2021
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Kill Mike Pence

A phrase used during the Jan 6 attack on the Capitol which was either a genuine threat, or as the Republican Party has argued “legitimate political discourse”. Former President Trump said “it’s just an expression”. Try it next time your team loses a game or you stub your toe.
by Giant Choad February 7, 2022
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Mike Owen

A menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist
Who opens his mouth for about four or five minutes. Takes a little bit of this fluoride with it. Swishes but don't spit it, swallow as he finishes.
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Mike Smith

The most basic, boring name ever.
Always the name of indie horror game protagonists.
Harry: Have you heard of Mike Smith?
Bob: Which one?
by DykarDyksson December 19, 2023
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Mike long

To shit yourself in your brand new Duluth tech pants
Can you smell him he must have pulled a mike long
by Kirbturd October 18, 2023
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Mackeral Mike

A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"

OR:

"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
by VerrucaSalt March 22, 2009
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Uncle mike

by Especially when you blank November 13, 2023
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