lady pouch

Vagina that is utilized to carry things

While in prison My girl friend brings me drugs in her lady pouch

by Yippy do a June 6, 2018

SNAP Lady

Found only at Parkville High School in Parkville, Maryland, the SNAP Lady can be a curse or a blessing. If you’re on SNAP you are most definitely a Student in Need of Attitude Prevention! Or, more likely, you are a Student in Need of Attendance Preservation. But if you get a SNAP Lady, you better treat her like gold, because if she is on your side, she’ll make coffee for you in the morning, but get on her bad side, and you’ll have to do extended detention with her for three weeks in a row. . . in silence! Either way, the SNAP Lady will help keep you in school or will make you wish you’d stayed in school. She knows the probation officers, she has all the keys, she knows your parents AND your teachers. She can help you or hurt you, it's your choice!

SNAP Lady: Hey MaryKate, you need to sign for SNAP.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
MaryKate: I don't care, you don't get coffee, and I do.
SNAP Lady: Hey, MaryKate, stop talking, sign in and get to class!
MaryKate: OK, OK, I'm going, I'm going. Can I get a pass to class, I'm gonna be late.
SNAP Lady: No, just sign, hurry it up, I want to see you in class when I get there.
Student X: Ha! You're on SNAP!
SNAP Lady: And you will be if you don't hurry up and get to class.

by binthere dunthat May 6, 2011

lunch ladies

those ladies at the torture chamber/cafeteria who serves weird ass lunch meals (or good meals but its pretty rare)

person 1: aw man those lunch ladies gave me expired meatballs!

person 2: i feel so bad for you, at least my mom packed me lunch

by kittycatiez June 10, 2023

purp lady

A woman that sucks a mans dick just for seaman

The purp lady {sucked} my dick yesterday now she's sucking that guys dick

by Rubio_1999 May 25, 2014

The Pink Lady

Street name for Gaviscon. Used by pushers and fiends.

Get ready, the shipment of the Pink Lady is gonna drop tonight at the docks.

by Ljd1985 July 25, 2022

First Ladies First

motivating and praying with your mother, grandmother, and wifey, at the beginning of each day before anyone else.

The First Ladies First messaging was started by the nation’s most historical figure Jordan Thomas Cooper.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

fish stick finger lady

A lady who’s fingers smell like fish sticks because she’s a lesbian who plays to much

Oo joses girl is a fish stick finger lady

by Fish stick finger lady October 14, 2018