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the texas paddle

You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".
by pocket pussy frank June 18, 2018
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Texas Pileup

A type of orgy involving 20 or more drunken people usually in a Texas Holiday inn. It begins with a woman bent over the bed taking it in the anus . Then the other participants run with hardons or strapons into the asses of each consecutive person interlocking everyone ass to cock , cock to ass.
Gee everyone , it sure is cold outside . I'm glad we had our Texas pileup in our room and not the freeway .
by Scatprick Blomansun February 13, 2021
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Smoking on Texas

To smoke a large blunt of some kind
by Thumbybruh August 28, 2023
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Texas Tornado

The act of taking a power drill and putting it in a penis. Then the drill is turned on and the penis is turned into a tornado. Do not stop until the penis is completely gone just like that trailer park where your aunt used to live.
Ashley: My guy is into some kinky shit. I had to eat his ass.
Mary: You should see my guy. I had to do the Texas Tornado.
by YourMum69lel May 9, 2018
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Texas torture

The Texas torture, is when you hold someone down on the ground/floor and restrain their arms/hands so you can poke them repeatedly in their sternum, with the middle knuckle on your middle finger.
Person: My brother and I were rough housing yesterday, and he held me down and gave me the Texas torture for almost half an hour! My chest is still sore!
by Kamalot420 July 14, 2017
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University of North Texas

Safe Way To Say The Word 'Cunt'. It is used as it is C-UNT, UNT being University of North Texas.
Person 1: "Ugh. He is such a University of North Texas."
by Fezguy002 October 5, 2021
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Texas Dragon Breath

When you’re getting freaky with a girl and she has to fart, so you suck the fart out of her anus and proceed to blow it into her face, followed by a roar.
“So how did it go with her last night?”

“Let’s just say I hit her with some Texas Dragon Breath.”
by The Sender of Warnings August 16, 2025
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