Taylor

It’s some tall hot guy that is probably dating some stupid short girl, he also probably has a massive cock

Taylor: hey
short girl: let’s see that dick

by Michael jackson’s fav June 17, 2022

Taylor

Taylor is the most beautiful bitch you’ll ever meet. She’s got long legs, a cute laugh, and bruises so mysterious you’ll ask yourself “I didn’t know you can get hurt sleeping.” She’s neurotic and loyal, you can say whatever you want about her and she might cry a bit and write a poem about it, but if you EVER say anything about her family or friends you’re gonna wish you were never born sicko! Marriage material, day 1, propose on sight. Literally ever person she interacts with should not be “starting a conversation” just getting down on one knee with a lil box in hand and maybe a street performer you hired to play “The Reason” by Hoobastank.

Guy 1: who’s that fuggo over there?
Guy 2: well it for sure isn’t Taylor, she’s a dime.
Guy 1: I’m gonna propose to Taylor now.
Guy 2: no I’m going to propose to Taylor you fuggo!

by Hoobastanklover420 July 10, 2023

Taylor

Taylor is a food lover and is very funny she can be quite lazy and hates diddy Kong . She is boy crazy and usually is a ho that loves Jackson.

Taylor loves food and that boy jackson

by SOCCER26SOCCER June 4, 2020

Tristan Taylor

a lovely soul who deserved more than the world could've gave him. may he rest in peace.

"oh how i miss tristan taylor"
"he was a sweet boy"

by 20/05/23 May 24, 2023

Pulled a Taylor

When your girlfriend severely wrongs to and so you fake like you're about to propose to her in front of and audience, then expose the hoe and dump her ass!

Bro 1: "Hey man, did you hear what happened to Keith?"

Bro 2: "Yeah! He found out his girl was sleeping around and fucking Pulled a Taylor! That guys a savage!"

by IMAprofessional July 11, 2016

Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

Taylor

Will leave

Taylor is your mean Ex

by 🧢Hottie🧢 November 10, 2020