Salad Jizz

Another term for Ranch Dressing in the Midwest.

Dude, you seriously putting salad jizz on your tendies?

by swiguy2112 August 22, 2025

Egg salad

Someone who is annoying ass piece of motherfucking shit dick bitch.

You are a fucking egg salad

by Eye h8 u January 12, 2019

Salad Toss with Bacon Bit

When you have a scab in your ass and your girlfriend liberates it while tossing your salad thus introducing a single bacon bit for added flavor.

My girlfriend gave me a salad toss with bacon bit and I'm feeling refreshed "butt" raw. (No pun intended).

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

noodle salad

When a bunch of dudes put their flaccid dicks in someone's mouth.

Person 1: Hey me and some other guys were thinking about making a noodle salad later want in?

Person 2: OH MY GOD! yes!

by Mc Doofernoodle October 9, 2016

The Salads

3D animation about living vegetables

I enjoy watching The Salads.

by tk1995 June 4, 2018

noodle salad

When a bunch of guys putting flaccid dicks into someones mouth.

Lets give her a noodle salad.

by tpb614 March 30, 2016

Dan salad

A strange assortment of ingredients thrown together in either a hot or cold dish by a Welsh goblin man named….Dan

Dan has yet again made his famous Dan salad

by Dr wurm February 25, 2024