Polite cat

= beluga cat

polite cat IS beluga

by UrLocalSeagull June 16, 2023

Politicktock

When a politician does something allegedly that will get them in trouble in the future.

Me: So, how about that claim?
Friend: Yeah, but I figured Trump would do something that qualifies as a politicktock

by lowlord43 June 17, 2023

Politically Isolated

Alienated from the current political atmosphere or from one's previous political affiliations, and struggling to identify with any political party or ideology. Another word for "politically homeless" that does not appropriate a word corresponding to a marginalized group of people. Not to be confused with centrism.

I used to support the Republican Party but after Trump, I became politically isolated.

by Shugunou July 8, 2023

politically correct

a violation of the 1st amendment

Hobo 1: That guy is visually impaired

Hobo 2: shut up we are not politically correct

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! August 3, 2023

Political Violence

How do you know it was political? How do you know it's not a MANIFESTATION OF YOUR OWN MIND?

Hym "Maybe it WASN'T political violence. Maybe it was apolitical violence that just so happened to be directed at a president. This is hilarious. It would have been more interesting (I think) if Trump had died. I think if Trump would have died and the resulting violence would have ended up getting a bunch of shit-libs slaughtered... I think then I would be happy. And now the conservatives:"

Conservatives "See!? This is what happens when they call us Nazi!"

Hym "YOU CALLED THEM EVIL! YOU CALLED THEM SATANIC! YOU ARE THE THING YOU CONDEMN! THAT is your humanity! Doomed to be the thing you condemn for all of eternity!"

A fucking retard "No-U!"

Hym "I'm not a retard with a fat cock. I can't ever be the thing I condemn. Applies to you. Doesn't apply to me. That is how this works."

Conservative "Well then it applies to them and not-"

Hym "NO! NO IT DOESN'T! WHAT IN THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!? 'WELL THEN' NOTHING, YOU FUCKING RETARD! HOW DO YOU NOT SEE? OPE! HA! I GET IT! NOT SEE! That's why it's called that! Heheheh... Man... What in the fuck is- Well, you're mentally retarded but- What in the fuck is WRONG with you!?"

by Hym Iam July 16, 2024

Politician

A coakroach that has devolved enough to be able to lie its way out of anything.

I walked into my friends kitchen, and saw the politicians scurrying to the base of the fridge.

by GoodBear1974 July 20, 2024

Politically Homeless

An individual who feels disconnected from all political parties, believing that none accurately represent their views or priorities. This term often applies to those who feel let down by existing political opinions, finding no party that aligns with their values or vision for the future. This particularly applies to individuals currently living in Alberta, Canada.

*Coworkers discussing the awful state of politics in Alberta*

Ryan: I think I’m like, politically homeless.

by lilacburn July 26, 2024