Writer Center Monster

The Writer Center Monster, or WCM, lives underground in the middle of a computer lab in any high school. He travels from school to school where there are many computers in one room, therefore, many internet connections. (It may take up to 2 weeks to find the sneeky rascal and bring him back home) He feeds off of Google internet searches and reads your personal essays and papers. He is the size of a large raccoon but can grow to the size of an aligator when fed properly. Round, green and with yellow claws, he only comes out to feed when there is no one around. Occasional calls are: "Me hungry!" and "Me want Google!"

"The Writer Center Monster escaped again!"

by Meatbayg October 30, 2007

COOKIE monster

the random guy that always brings cookies to school... and makes u envy the fact he didnt offer u any

"did u se j?" "yeah and he didnt even offer me a cookie" "wat a cookie monster"

by juvi d July 28, 2008

cupcake monster

It's when you put a cupcake in your partners butt hole and you eat it out with just your mouth leaving not even the smallest bit of frosting.

Bro my girl is a cupcake monster,she didn't even leave frosting behind.

by cookiewhat? May 29, 2009

poony monster

one that will fuck anything that moves. man or beast

josh : dude tony is such a poony monster

sean : ya man, the girl he fukd last weekend looked like
fukn sasquatch

by the mutha fukn kicker March 31, 2008

Slutness Monster

A Girl Of The Sluty Kind. With A Monsterous Additude. She Think She All That, But Aint. And She Is Known As A Hoe, At Schools She Dont Even Go To.

Girl: You See That Chicka In Firstt Period, Wit Tha White Shorts?
Boy:Hells Cheaa!
Girl:She Be Some One Kinda Slutness Monster.

by TheHotDudeAtFareway June 13, 2009

Squattle Monster

a degenerate person who is at the same place for long periods of time, typically like a casino or race track. One who doesn't shower or demonstrate proper hygiene or imply the use of a bar of soap because they have been in the casino for days on end. And who has obviously succumb to social retardation because they can no longer function because of money loss and or large chunks of time in the casino.

God, it's 5:30 in the morning and these squattle monsters wont go home.

by amckay518 March 21, 2012

waukesha monster

The self driving red SUV that accidentally steered itself through a line of parade participants, including little kids and dancing grannies.

Today's News: "The waukesha monster doesn't exist. Nothing to see here, go back to sleep."

by UntrustworthyCheckmark November 30, 2021