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Mexican first aid kit

A mexican first aid kit is composed of a 5th of tequila ,vicks vapor rub,and a virgin mary candle.
Wow a pharmacy next to a liquor store two perfect places to create the ideal Mexican first aid kit

Mexican Sunset 

when an individual inserts the tip of a tequila bottle into their anus and subsequently somersaults as to further ram the tequila bottle in. Their partner/a stranger then sets the tequila bottle alight and once the anus is sufficiently on fire, the tequila-holder is gifted a mix of lime and hot sauce in their eyes.
I gave Jade a Mexican Sunset last night and now I have 3rd degree burns on my anus and can't sit down properly... worth it though.

Mexican Squeegee 

A sex act in which a man ejaculates on the woman's upper lip, then wipes it off with his penis, demanding a dollar from her afterward.
"She pulled back too early and I jizzed on her upper lip. But it was cool. I busted out my MEXICAN SQUEEGEE!!!"
Mexican Squeegee by VikingSanta January 20, 2018

Mexican Brazier 

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.
That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!
Mexican Brazier by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018

mexican line 

Smoking the weed while keeping it inhaled and then doing a shot of tequila and right after that wash it down with a line of cocaine
Edin did a Mexican line in whistler. What a rush
mexican line by Pandaman99 February 13, 2018

Mexican Weekend 

Tacos in the front, anal in the back.
Ryan went to a party, blacked out from too much tequila, and had a Mexican Weekend.
Mexican Weekend by TLoos May 9, 2018