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Matthew

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.
Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!
by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021
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Matthew

He's a man that love's women, hunting and his beer. Some say he could be the most interesting man in the world. But his green eyes will leave you memorized.

Ladies,drop them panties. He's locking his 4x4 low.
Matthew, I've only know you for a 2 weeks but i want your children.
by Muzzy4low December 19, 2016
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Matthew

He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.
I love Matthew
by Blueberrymuffinsarecool August 12, 2022
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Matthew

Matthew is the most perfect and purest human been. He will love someone unconditionally don't ever hurt him unless you never want too hear from him ever again. If you ever meet someone named Matthew don't you ever let him go because he will always be there for you his warmth will get too you his kisses are the best and most importantly how sweet and romantic he is.

He deeply falls in love with the correct girl but he will unfortunately move on and focus on himself until he decides that dating should be his priority. Matthew tends too hide when he blushes when he is nervous around you but don't let that fool you just know that he is deeply in love with you.
Matthew is such a great friend.
by Theoneandonlygogogaga November 22, 2021
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Matthew drinkwater

Matthew Drinkwater that men flock to. They are always told by other boys that they are extremely handsome. They swear they aren’t gay but we all know.
Man #1- did you see that cute guy

Man #2- is that a Matthew drinkwater

Man #3- OMG YESSSSSS HES CUTE
by Chug Jug Victory Royale King January 18, 2024
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Matthew

Matthew! yes! with a double T. tiddies. hahaha yes mathew is a waffler but so much so that it brings out the best qualities out of you, you can spend hours on end talking to this guy and never ever get bored of him because he id the funniest and most interesting guy you will ever meet. You're lucky to have a matthew in your life.
by nowhyiseverythingtaken July 19, 2022
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Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother
by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
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