Finger your mothers vagina

Lick it out like a nintendo cartridge and maybe u become quagmire from family

I licked nickocado avocados asscheeks with mcdonalds icecream on top and it looked like he finger your mothers vagina

by 5 crackies at maccies December 6, 2021

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Water

A Philladelphian slang word for the kids from the suburbs in Pennsylvania who only drink purified water, because they’re too snobby for spicket water, which they call sink water. Also called MFLMPW

Mother Fucking Lower Moreland Purified Waters are pathetic

by slingshot.aj July 16, 2019

mother

the one who loves you, but can also tell if you: 1)took a shower in the past 2 days 2)what you ate yesterday 3)ditched class 4)got hurt 5)got a girl friend, or boy friend.
She can also find anything ever, and cares and loves for you so much.

"I love my mother!"

by hgfhiohjrigoesra March 26, 2024

my mother

stupid

You are like my mother.

by DEZPP January 13, 2023

Your Mother

She told me to tell you to get off and go to sleep. I don’t care that she is dead, or in another country, I don’t care that you don’t have a curfew and it’s early morning. GO TO BED

Go to sleep NOW or you will lose your internet privileges! Your Mother SAID SO!!!

by YessQUEEEEN November 16, 2022

Mother Hog

The top bitch around, head slut, the only bitch

Kevin gets all the dates cause he is mother hog.

by TriniSlutInc. June 14, 2018

ur brother a mother

the worst insult you could ever say to anyone. saying it results in the instant death of the one being insulted. nothing can stop it. don't use unless your life is on the line.

jon: "your mom gay"
max: "your brother a mother"
jon"oh god. OH FU-" *dies*

by tonyross May 13, 2018