Amity High School 

High school in woodbridge, ct which most people from orange, woodbridge and bethany went to. all the towns are really smalll. orange is really the only average and normal town. woodbridge and bethany (aka bethwood) are full of smart, rich fucks. lots of jews. 90% white. rest of it is asian. then there's like 10 kids of other races. lots of diversity... among the white kids of course. veryyy smart school too. gpa's extend out to the thousandths place (0.000)

A: Where'd you go to high school?
B: Amity High School
A: Where'd you go to college?
B: Harvard.
A: Of-fucking-course. GPA?
B: 4.154
A: HOW THE SHIT FUCK?

Amity High School by The awesome Orange kid January 9, 2011

Milken Community High School 

A Jewish private high school located in Los Angeles, CA. It's main color scheme is brick-brown, dark green, and white. Hours are wasted weekly as students tend to lounge around drinking Arizona Iced Tea from the student store. Whites and Persians make up the student population, and although at times cliquey, the two groups tend to mesh together nicely. Teachers are very involved in student life, and they often share common interests as the students. Mysterious smells can be found at every corner, and a fire drill calls for celebration.

Student 1: "Dude, I basically didn't have to come to school until after lunch. My hebrew teacher never showed, PE is a joke, and we had free kehillah."

Student 2: "I love going to Milken Community High School..."

Milken Community High School by lakeshow09 May 29, 2009

Dutch Fork High School

Dutch Fork High School, is a socialized prison where the instability of the leadership impresses even African nations. The constant change in principles, leads the student body as well as the faculty pondering if they are getting gyped or whored out to someone or something. Overall the school gives the appearance that it is essentially a chaotic cluster fuck as opposed to a government installed educational institution. Though the school has essentially no gang violence or civil disobedience, the administration sees it necessary to overcompensate the short-comings of rival school, Irmo High School. Mesh bookbags are required to prevent students from bringing concealed weapons, though one would imagine that a shirt could be wrapped over the weapon in the bag, thus making the bag redundant. In an attempt to prevent intruders from entering, the administration requires socialist identification badges to be hung from the neck by a lanyard, that must be break-away, because the student suicide rate increased rapidly when the IDs were incorporated in the first place.

The system of ids is a questionable practice in which a frantic old man inspires investigation into every students id in an attempt to keep some facade of structure within the school to make a false premise of safety.

The administration of Dutch Fork High School is a constant reminder of an Orwellian society based on the novel 1984. Within their school you are made to read this book as a sick form of irony, so that the administration can have a sense of humor in their own sick way.

One could spend a lifetime discussing Dutch Fork High School's short-comings and overall substandard organizational practices. The school manages to pull off decent educational standards, though the students that attend this high school seem to be whinny spoiled rich kids with an attitude over nothing, essentially what is the point?

Last but in no way least...
I am the asshole that planned, lead, and followed through with the Raccoon Prank of '08! Muhahahahaha, biatches!

When Marx wrote the "The Communist Manifesto," he had know idea that his Utopia could be corrupted into a Dutch Fork High School.

Dutch Fork High School by ErinGoBraghLess and Baneez November 3, 2008

South Salem High School 

A high school located in south Salem, Oregon. Has a horrific football team, mostly comprised of homosexuals. The members of the leadership team are mentally handicapped and are led by Mrs. August, who blatantly plays favorites. Not the school completely sucks, there are some great science teachers here and the head history teacher looks like Vladimir Lenin.

Thank God I'm graduating from South Salem High School

South Salem High School by Will Baumann '08 April 14, 2008

Parkway West High School 

You know your at/go to parkway west when...

there's trash talking about Central. you see an orange lambo every afternoon. you know who "Scogs" is. you see sophmores and freshman trying to get away with parking in the teachers lot...(stupid underclassmen). you see a longhorn at every corner. most girls are orange or tan. you see atleast 30 BMW's in the senior lot. you hear juniors complaining about the "hill/pit". there's atleast 3 fights within the 1st month of school. you hear about/see lame senior pranks. You hear about kids going to state for sports. You hear about kids getting perfect scores on the ACT. you see a short blonde haired lady walk around with uggs. you hear "west is best" in every attepmt at a motivational class meeting. you see atleast like 5 cameras in every hallway/breeze way.You know who the Gabberts are. you go to a fottball game and can barely find place to sit on the bleachers. you know about the racist grade level principle. You know that ashort a-days aren't really short. you call freshman frosh. theres atleast 3 pregnant girls at school a semester. you know how to get around the cameras to get off campus.
GO P.WEST

-you know were playing central on friday?
*aye were not even playing them...were dominating.
-Well duh. were from Parkway West High school

Parkway West High School by Dubpw April 24, 2009

Wheeler High School

A school in east cobb county Georgia. An interesting population mix of rich whites and ghetto blacks, mainly caused by the questionable zoning of the school. For some reason the rich white kids hate the Walton HS kids, even though they are one in the same.

Wheeler High School is an above average school, but that isn't saying much in Georgia.

Wheeler High School by triggertrig May 3, 2005

Staples High School

In a town you must fight to survive, there was a small school that defied all odd, and did the impossible.
From the producers of:
Shall we Dance or Shall we Buy Really Expensive Things,
Harold and Kumar of Westport go to and buy White Castle,
and Crouching Tiger, Hidden Rich Person
comes the extraordinary story of an ordinary school with a lot of money. At $2.00 for a Bacon Cheeseburger and $1.75 for a Vitamin Water, Staples High School is not a place you wanna be living in if you're black. Coincidentally, there are 7 Black people in SHS, which is the reason for our basketball and fried chicken eating contest success. The school requires academic excellence, and you're a failure if you don't go to an ivy league college, hence the large amount of asians. Of course, because they all look alike, it's tough to tell that there are infact more than one of them, but if you look at the yearbook, they're there. Additionally, the kids from Westport are breed for exceptional achievement in sports, with the help of fancy equipment. In fact, rumor has it that some kid bought a $500 baseball bat before actually making the team. Of course as fate would have it, the little pudgester got cut. Of course, this meant nothing except maybe he'd have to go a day without his normal gourmet meals, but this kid had enough gourmet meal to feed all of africa. A typical math class consists of each and every student equiped with TI-84 Plus calculators, which go for $120 a piece wholesale. Another exrtaordinary thing about this mid-sized, recently renovated school is that, the minute you walk in the door, on the floor is a 10 foot emblem, made of marble imported directly from Italy. This bad boy goes for 17 grand and upward. The film and audio classes are surrounded with only the most recent and high tech programs on the market, and every room in the entire school has an 8 foot pull down projection screen, with a full color, state of the art RBY projecter paired with it. However, contrary to popular belief, the teachers there are oblivious. After school hours are spent infront of the TV, enjoying a friendly game of Xbox live and a light snack, consisting of milk, cookies, and weed. So this summer, prepare yourself for a joureny that will stay with you... forever

Staples High School: The Movie

"Staples High School has 6 1/2 black people in it"
"The people at Staples High School like drugs"

Staples High School by H. Sid Westport April 13, 2005