the dump podcast

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.

Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole

by Dumpy Dump Disaster February 27, 2023

heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020

fly dump

Using a public restroom to defacate and then purposely not flushing.

I went to use the washroom but someone did a fly dump before I got there.

by The Last Victim January 14, 2009

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017

dump-clothes

(noun): an offensive term for a person who IYHO dresses so badly/poorly that it looks like that they did indeed did find their clothes at the local garbage dump

Harry Potter's Aunt Petunia is shrieking at him: get out of here, you ridiculous dump-clothes! How dare you go out like this on a date with Hermione?

Harry: Since when are you, roflmao, interested in what Hermione thinks about my dress code? Please get a school uniform and eat your own cheese. either you eat bacon, or you are wrong. I have other cats to skin.

(Harry Dissapparates, leaving aunt Petunia stunned).

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

Dump and burn

The act of having sexual
intercourse, and ejaculating, followed by a rapid departure from the scene.

What happened to that bird from last night- she was hot but seemed like a stage five clinger?

Yeah, we banged, but I got outta there ASAP- textbook dump and burn.

by Madhog April 23, 2020