drunk gauge

Put your thumb together with pinkies extended as far as you can when you are drunk and if a women's booty doesn't fit then don't take her home

My drunk gauge worked.

by Kuehlstein December 27, 2017

Stealth Drunk

A person who you see only drinking one beer the whole night but it’s actually a different beer every time. You don’t notice until they’re blacked.

Tyler’s fucked. I thought he only had one! Must be stealth drunk...

by 3’ilg May 06, 2018

Bodyslam Drunk

Bodyslam Drunk is when football players bodyslams you a lot and you get a head injury over the years because the helmet is too weak and you didn't drink enough wilk ("Milk"), cheese, and yogurt. It's short for CTE. So "He needs more milk!".

Dude not drinking enough wilk ("Milk"): *Gets bodyslammed a lot by other football players!

Dude: *Gets dementia or CTE or Bodyslam Drunk.

Woman: He needs more milk!

by HawaiianPunch1 March 05, 2024

welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.

"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"

by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023

Drunk Kollar

When you have a little too much fireball and you smash your scat pack into your sons leg.

After I got back from graduation my dad pulled a drunk Kollar on me.

by Thicc Nigga Erik May 23, 2025

drunk cynthia

A young teenage girl usually surrounded by drunk friends at the time. She will most likely start to say her real name is Cindy not Cynthia. Knows how to have a good time.

Drunk Cynthia cameout yesterday!

by Uaking May 15, 2014

Anticipatory Drunk

The attitude one portrays before the consumption if alcohol which includes a crazy, drunk, inebriated behavior.

She is totally acting crazy. She must be anticipatory drunk

by bearfan06 February 05, 2012