Douche Baggish

Pathetically arrogant.

That dude with the big truck (and the small penis)just cut me off and then gave ME the look. That was totally douche baggish.

by Thora October 19, 2006

Ass-Douche

Gay asshole

that fag thought he could kick my ass what an Ass-Douche

by watthefrukbitch May 2, 2009

douche pocket

a cooler way to say douche bag, funnier, less offensive, something someone wrote in my health book

He was such a douche pocket, i just couldn't help but laugh.

by Kat January 1, 2004

Douche A Snack

The act of asking for a snack from a friend's house when you repeatedly eat food from their kitchen throughout the week. You feel like a total douche eating their food, but hey, you're freaking starving!

Guest- "Hey guys do you mind if I Douche A Snack?"

Home Dwellers- "Huugghh yeah sure..."

by Jenkins Mcdouche September 19, 2009

douche cock

1. An asshole.
2. Person that pops their collar.
3. Preppy private school kids.

You're such a douche cock.

by Gabe F November 11, 2006

douche bag

A manipulative, selfish loser whose sole activities include insulting and injuring his/her friends. Girls, stay away from the male members of this species. Boys, prepare to be annoyed all the time. In general - these jerks are always right all the time and they always find a way to justify even (and espeially) the nastiest behavior possible.

Most bosses, male or female

by Justine May 18, 2004

Douche Canoe

Bigger than a douche bag. So big infact that you need your own lake and paddle!!!

Kevin was so stupid that he was upgraded to a douche canoe.

by phenix_247 September 9, 2009