Palm Beach Crazy

bat shit crazy: not mentally present: marked by EXTREME delusions, esp. of grandeur: beyond insane: total loss of reason and accountability: unaware or unconcerned about consequences, compulsive liar, lives in the past, weird . . .

"She's not just crazy, she's Palm Beach Crazy," do you know what I mean?"

by Tab Smart August 30, 2022

Crazy Wank

The act of viciously masturbating fully naked for over 5 minutes. Throughout the process the subject uses his hand to stroke his penis to near ejaculation, then the subject relaxes for a bit. Then the subject continued to slightly stroke his penis and then he uses a sex toy (store bought or hand made) and places it in a position where it won't move around a lot and the subject viciously fucks the sex toy until near ejaculation. Then the subject is free to experiment with unusual kinds of sexual acts (ex: finger in the bum, other masturbation teqniques, other kinky fetishs). Then once the subject is satisfied withhimself and ready to ejaculate, he must use up the rest of the lube on his penis and hands, and then it is time for the last hurrah. The subject firmly grasps his penis and then he strokes it much faster and harder and it should give the individual a sensation of both mild pain and crazy erotic pleasure. The individual moans to make the procedure much more impactful and when he reaches the climax, the procedure is complete.

Carl: bro I just haven't jacked off at all recently. I'm just not into it anymore

Eddie: last night I had a CRAZY WANK and I will tell you, I changed my life!

by Derkadurr August 5, 2017

Fucked Crazy

When the sex is so good after the first time you start stalking, making weeding plans, thinking about a future, cooking meals etc.

Girl I got fucked crazy, now I'm out here picking out a wedding dress.

by Blaine November 4, 2021

Crazy Bum Bum

You Stick your ass on a man that’s name starts with an A S H T O N

I just gave Ashton a Crazy BUM BUM

by Re re kid84 August 2, 2021

Crazy boy Spongebob

The guy to send you to BRAZIL or do a VIBE CHECK, the guy to watch spongebob and jerk o... I mean jerk popcorn into his mouth yeah...

Jerry was a crazy boy spongebob last night there was popcorn all over the floor!

by Mr.pat October 29, 2020

Yukon Crazy

A slang used by people that have been to the Yukon Territory in Canada. This hints to the giant swarms of insects, (mainly mosquitos) that crowd around someone and drive that person to a point of unliteral "insanity". The victim usually runs away or screams, showing how harshly the bugs have affected this person.

"Ahh! These bugs are driving me insane!"
"I think you're going Yukon Crazy"

by just.trying.to.help January 2, 2022

Authentic ape s***, crazy b****

A female that is 100% true. That will go authentic ape s*** crazy on a man. In a matter seconds.

She is an authentic ape s***, crazy b****

by SHEBITCHDEVILCARLOCK February 28, 2024