chocolate chip cookie

after having anal sex with a female. the male removes his penis from her anus and wipes it on her nipples. then bends her back over on the bed and continues to have anal sex very very hard. in that process the now soiled nipples will make contact with the hopefully clean sheets. the resulting dots will leave a chocolate chip cookie pattern.
so no shit there i was doing this chick in the ass. when i pulled out, and she said you best not be done. i said, bitch im no where near done with you. so i cleaned my dick off on her tits and bent her the hell back over. after i got done railing her real hard i noticed the chocolate chip cookie on the bed. the name stuck.
by mike the great November 10, 2007
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(ph.)Sometimes life bes that way
Jake went to prison. Oh well, guess that's the way the cookie crumbles.
by undercover hardwareman May 27, 2004
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Five Dolla Cookie

1. A Rap Group
2. To Get Skunk'd at Any Type of Competition
3. To Express Superiority
I "five dolla cookied your ass"!
Five dolla cookie y'all!
You got Five Dolla Cookied, Bitch!
by 5DCookied June 07, 2009
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Fourtune Cookie

a dumass nigga or hoe that pulls line out of there ass just to make u happy hoping youll belive them
When a man come up to you and says "girl youve been in my dreams howd you make it in my world" or "youll life will b better with me" so you say damn nigga you a fourtune cookie
by babi RHi August 10, 2007
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fortune feather cookie

same as feather cookie only involving a chop stick and an asian
Chow Young Fat's ass really hurts after that last fortune feather cookie
by Frank the Tank October 29, 2004
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thats just how it goes or how it happens. theres nothing you can do about it.
Your dog just got hit by a car, someone says, thats the way the cookie crumbles.
by Liquid Racer June 01, 2004
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a saying used by jim carrey in bruce almighty at the end of a news coverage
Buffalo is like a cookie, .................. and that's the way the cookie crumbles. now back to you susan
by cul May 31, 2004
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