Smuckers Brand Luber

The act of putting smuckers brand goober paste into your sex partners vagina and using it as lubricant.

alexis: what if we made out with smuckers brand goober
ham: YO THATS WHAT I SAID
alexis: im horny as fuhhhh what if i lubed myself with smuckers brand goober
ham: on some urban dictionary shit call it smuckers brand luber

by hammydoopie November 8, 2022

Kenneth Branagh

Kenneth Branagh is an Irish-born actor, director, and writer who is best known for his film adaptations of Shakespearean plays.

He trained at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art in London in 1981 and has served as its president since 2015. He has won an Academy Award, four BAFTAs, two Emmy Awards, and a Golden Globe Award.

Kenneth Branagh is cast in an unrevealed role in Christopher Nolan's upcoming historical biopic about the Father of Atomic Bomb, J. Robert Oppenheiemer, titled OPPENHEIMER (2023).

by pacificshell50 August 27, 2022

Off-brand Fabulous

The cheap brand, or version, of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022

off-brand fabulous

The cheap brand/version of a product that is so bad yet memorable that it creates an emotional connection in your mind, often confused with actual appreciation or novelty.

Have you seen The Rings of Power?? It's Amazon's new LOTR series. I'm telling you girl, it's off-brand fabulous.

by RollingFuckBale September 7, 2022

Tokyo Branch of specsavers

Descriptive of a particularly loose woman of whom it could be said - “she’s seen more japseyes than the Tokyo Branch of Specsavers”

Somebody like Katie Price for example

That slapper Jordan has seen more japs eyes than the Tokyo branch of Specsavers

by Napoleon BonerPart February 17, 2023

off_brand_kakyoin

Me, I'm off_brand_kakyoin. I wrote this cus i was curious to see if there were any definitions of me, but there wasn't, so i put my own.

"Hey, did you see off_brand_kakyoin's new video?"

"Nahh, she keeps getting shadowbanned by tiktok TIKTOK STOP SHADOWBANNING ME AND PUT MY VIDEOS ON THE FUCKING FOR YOU PAGE I HAVE AN AUDIENCE AND THEY ARENT SEEING MY CONTENT. YOU KNOW WHAT?? FUCK YOU!! FUCK... YOU!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS GOD DAMN APP AND ITS SHITTY ALGORITHIM IT ONLY MAKES MY STUPID SHIDESHOWS GET ATTENTION LIKE THAT SHIT DOESNT EVEN HAVE MY ARTWORD ITS THE SAME 5 IMAGES OF NORIAKI FUCKING KAKYOIN MY FANS WANNA SEE SOMETHING ELSE MOTHER FUCKER SO UN-SHADOWBAN ME"

by withlove.noriakitty February 23, 2023

Niche Brand Merchant

Ross Letcher

A man that only wears niche streetwear brands

Shit bru, that oke is a real Niche Brand Merchant. He's wearing koikoi, salt and float together

by NicheBrandMerchantfan March 28, 2023