by LeoMyling March 13, 2024
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Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
Person 2: Oh yeaaaaaa Brandon
Person 2: No?
Person 1: the kiddie toucher
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by Bigdaddyjade March 24, 2024
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Brandon is someone who moves from St. Petersburg Fl to Nc and is the most handsomest man you will ever meet . Once you fall in love with him you can never let him go because he is one of a kind . He does so much for everyone, is funny, family oriented, sweet and caring, charming, strong, protective, smart and just sooo much more . He loves the gym and wrestling and is just so strong . He will always be there for you when you need him and the best person in the world . He deserves EVERYTHING he has ever wanted or desired and deserves so so much . And he will marry me one day just watch heheheeeee K+B forever also quick lil shoutout to Brenda and Kyleeeee !!! and thank u for protecting me from my crazy cousinssss love u poopie butttttt
by brandonsfuturewifey March 30, 2024
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by bithcboy April 18, 2024
Get the Brandon mug.Brandon is, too put it lightly, not human. Brandon is an alien and he is not real and he's actually insane and he's the most insane person ever.
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His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
Brandon gives the energy of a yellow smiley face balloon with confetti on it. He also looks like Sid the sloth.
Brandon is the worst thing that will ever happen to you. bro is literally a nightmare. If you ever meet a Brandon, BEWARE. But he will be on your side no matter what and help how he can, at times.
His mom is also very scary and has several mommy issues that are not nice. His mommy issues are a part of his personality and he owns it. also mind you he will fuck your boyfriend. he'll say he's not gay but he's the biggest fag you'll ever meet. BEWARE OF BRANDON.
Lastly he will use every chance to UwU and doesn't care.
by BeRandom April 23, 2024
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person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
person 2 - he already is right now *clap* *clap* *clap*
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