Pokey bum wank

Pokey bum wanking

I had the best pokey bum wank ever but my fingers really smell after

by Pauls Logic November 2, 2020

wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.

I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!

by xyz1999 October 1, 2020

wank

the action of jerking your erection for pleasure.

oi did you see joseph wankin off im the school bafroom

by MegaPenisPussyDestroyer69 October 2, 2020

Sticky wank

When you put hair gel in your hands and have a quick wank.

I was about to go out with the boys on a Friday night and was doing my hair with hair gel and fancied a sticky wank.

by Sticky wank October 6, 2020

Spank-Wanked

When you get jerked off by a British and an American girl at the same time.

Dan: Last night was great. I got a spank-wanked by these 2 hotties.

Eric: Nice one bro.

by RaNDOMDUE23442312 March 21, 2017

crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

Wank Station

It is a place where people go to pleasure themselves (wank). It is a location that depends on one's preference, for example for some it could be the shower, bathroom, etc.

Yo, Vlad, where have you been?
I was taking a shower!
Really?
Aight, to be honest I was at the Wank Station!
Wow, you are such a shower wanker, man!

by wanking May 11, 2017