willy guillotine

A toilet seat, that when put up soon falls back down again.

Fucking hell mate, you didn’t warn me about your willy guillotine! Your toilet seat nearly chopped my knob off!

by hey gringo October 17, 2025

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Unisex, Alright, Fake Dontrelle Willis' Are The Closest You WIll Be To Being Real Yourself, Alright, Unisex

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025

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Willy welly

A condom

Have you got a willy welly in your handbag for me I'm a man and I forgot mine.

by BigWillyWilson May 30, 2024

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The iowa wet willy

It is when a man is having s3x and is about to cum and pulls out and yells alashazam and cums in her ear.

Bob is talking to tom.

Bob:so i heard you were getting sum

Tom: yes i think im gonna give her The iowa wet willy.

by The magic man gone rogue June 22, 2021

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The Holy Willy refers to a pretentious, closit hiding, Shrek look a like. They are usually still curious about their own type of sexuality but get their own misses to to literally abuse them in intimidating disgusting sexual manners including double-sided dildos that are black and 12 inches long and 4 inches wide.

Bend over Mr church it's time for the holy Willy. Spread the cheeks no spit this time going in dry

Mr church quotes oh call me a whor and I'll gush some more.

by The urban violator 98 November 6, 2025

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