A mockumentary that derisively details the sordid happenings of the infamous Clinton/Lewinsky scandal which involved "Free Willie" (as in, Clinton's disgracefully-uninhibited sexual behavior implied that he selfishly considered himself to be a "free man" {unattached bachelor}, since he was not honoring his wedding vows of monogamy to Hillary), and how he was being "free" (bold and brashly unrestrained, and not just with Monica, but with goodness knows HOW many other ladies --- think, the "Honk if you **haven't** slept with Clinton" bumper sticker) with his "willy" (defining explanation unnecessary :P). He was never known to charge anything for his "services", either, and so access to his "willy" was "free" for all of the ladies.
As many women as Free Willy has done da ol' bouncy-bouncy with, there could be a movie-history-making number of sequels (Free Willy 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, etc.).
by QuacksO July 29, 2017
Get the Free Willymug. a Hermatherdite bits
by leonie baker May 6, 2008
Get the twaty little willymug. A person with no hoes they dont one either there bitchass lazy ass wants to play roblox 24/7 and drinks monsters cuz there lazy bitchass wanna play a free gambling game they sit in there grandmas basement and watch roblox sex cuz there bitch ass gay ass nigga bitchass self is to lazy to pull one
by yobitchassmom July 1, 2024
Get the Willymug. Considered by many as the " Manitowoc Miracle Man". A Legend among Men. A man with a Rocket of an arm strapped with a massive Wrench while he has a Guile Grin on his face. A man that will Lambeau Leap his way to become DonnySmokes.
by Don Willy Fan Club February 7, 2020
Get the DON WILLYmug. A polish man that cheats in video games and eat gluten free sandwiches with Mortadella ham. The person in question is very nonindependent and usually has to contact his father of mother to complete the easiest of tasks.
Do you want to go out and play some ball later with Willy Money?
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!
- Sure! I love to talk about how unsuccessful some youtubers are!
by hammerka May 8, 2017
Get the Willy Moneymug. The act of putting one's bald head into a women vagina/pussy.
Coined by The Glory Hole podcast on www.Riotcast.com
Coined by The Glory Hole podcast on www.Riotcast.com
A sexual act of a guy, that is bald, putting his whole head into a womens pussy. this is called The Bruce Willis, as told by The Glory Hole podcast on episode 079 on www.riotcast.com
by GloryHolePodcast June 15, 2012
Get the The Bruce Willismug. Willie C is ABSOLUTELY an asshole asshole asshole! one minute you think that he loves you, and the next he's scrolling through Tindr looking for "wife material". when you first met him, you thought his lip tattoo was naughty and alluring. but after a night of drinking and aggressive friend-zoning, you remember that he is just a phony attention whore from Hampton. even though you h8 him, you can't break things off because he claims to have good tongue skills, and he also has a lot of bud. moms nut over him.
mom: honey, that maroon tour guide was soooo cute! maybe you should go to school here and date him...???!!!
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
prospective student: shut UP mom be cool, you're embarrassing me!
prospective student's older sister: don't EVEN think about it. i know that type. cute but a heartbreaker. classic willie c. NEVER go home with one.
by dawg99 December 11, 2017
Get the willie cmug.