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Hanky Wank

When you jerk off or get a hand job that makes you cum hard you scream so loud your bro in the next room cums too from a context orgasm.
Dude, whatever porn you were watching last night caused a straight up Hanky Wank. I’d say get some headphones but that shit was hot.

Bro if you won’t let me watch can you at least be really noisy so I can Hanky Wank along with you?

“Can I have a good old fashioned?”
“Okay honey, but we have to be quiet or our teenager will be Hanky Wanking again…”
by doctordual639 February 29, 2024
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Ruby wank

"Just had a quick ruby wank, made a right mess"
by Beezus37 October 1, 2017
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Pink Wank

To wank against/into a pussy
Lauren went home to her boyfriend Sam on Valentines Day and said “Alright chicken dick, fancy a pink wank tonight?”
by DroopingPlant February 13, 2025
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Pokey bum wank

When Ethan “pokey” parr vigorously prods his anus while masturbating with his thumb and index finger
When Ethan saw the guy, he knew he’d have to go for a pokey bum wank
by Spartanbot2000 September 20, 2018
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wanked flat

When you masturbate so much your penis becomes flat
The wanker wanked so much he became wanked flat.
by Dlctionarydotcom January 1, 2015
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tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.
Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.
by Richb1 September 29, 2023
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Plugged Wank

The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.
I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.
by BritishStereotype November 22, 2014
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