Co-worker Hitlering

When an annoying co-worker keeps bothering you so you fart every chance you get to create a large gas cloud to keep them away

Sometime I use the handy trick called co-worker hitlering to keep annoying co-workers away with my own gas

Co-worker Hitlering by hitlering-co-worker May 7, 2018

it works on my machine 

If something isn't working, it's always the user's fault. My machine is every machine therefore if it doesn't work, you are wrong.

Steve: Hey, I'm getting this error-
Alex: It works on my machine, you did something wrong.

it works on my machine by bbaovanc January 29, 2021

Greek Workout

A Greek Workout is the act of intense, hot and sweaty coitus. Most Greek Workouts end with a creampie.

Jack - “Hey bro, Anglia invited me over and we hit a Greek Workout last night.”
Rick - “That’s awesome dude! Did you finish in her?”
Jack - “It wasn’t a Greek Workout if I didn’t!”

Greek Workout by nutcracker129374827482 January 31, 2023

New York Yankee Workshop 

a sex position where you put 2 bats in both holes (vagina and buttox)

Dude, i gave her a New york yankee workshop, and she squirted while she was bleeding!

New York Yankee Workshop by Matt OC April 25, 2010

Full Cavity Workout 

Giving a Wet-Willy to your partner then retrieving the finger before it gets too deep and is lost, drenching the finger in piss, coke, or whatever else you please, then maneuvering it about the anus, being careful to not be sucked in by it, and finally, making them get a full whiff of its scent, by placing your finger on the inside of their nostril, and there you have it, all of the exercise you'll ever need. Amen!

Hey Lard!
Oh, hey Fag, got some puss last night.
Bet you didn't.
Yea dude, I have her a Full Cavity Workout!

Full Cavity Workout by Con2356 May 9, 2016

catch the works 

when you tryna give someone the dick or your love if you seeet like that

ay shawd you tryna catch the works later??

catch the works by ANTSYBITCH January 27, 2018

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors 

A line said by Karen in the first Spongebob movie. Great for making fun of people who rage

Guy 1: AGGGHHH SHITTY TITS
Guy 2:Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors

Don’t get worked up again Plankton I just mopped the floors by PPSLAYER611 July 17, 2018