Kay willy

A person who grows trees out of her chimney stack. A person who is soo stupid that she thinks a period is a full stop. Avoid kay willy's at all cost.

A kay willy is huge

by anonymous October 3, 2020

Alaskan Willy Tuck

The sexual act where your partner jacks you off firmly until you ejaculate, right before he cums, she pulls the foreskin over the head and sutures it closed for a day. After the cum has hardened and a possible serious green bacteria has formed, she removes the stitches and jerks him off again, releasing a fountain of green, bacteria filled, cum.

1. I just did the Alaskan Willy Tuck with Sandra and now I need to see a doctor!

by Poop Gobbler February 15, 2021

Chilly Willy

A typical initiation in interior Alaska for new military members joining their a work team. The initiate is bought a shot of 100 proof rumpleminze along with a bottle cap full of the same accompanied with a straw. They then snort the bottle cap of rumplemimze and take the shot.

Welcome to hell literally froze over just like this Chilly Willy.

by Joby Roby November 4, 2021

willy sick

Sperm or semen.

Ready for my willy sick darling?

by Asthmatic Mule April 22, 2015

Willy badge

When a white man beats up a black man and takes his license as a trophy.

Back in the day I’d hit the bars and collect Willy badges.

by N9NE January 19, 2024

willy wonka method

A method used when you need quick improvement: you take a break and go wonk your willy, and come back stronger than ever.

Patrick was getting his ass beat in ranked, so he used the willy wonka method and demolished the competition.

Thomas scored perfectly on the exam because he used the willy wonka method before taking it.

by Morten Kosher Salt October 27, 2023

Willy Jeffy

To use a rolled up cigar of tobacco or marijuana in a sexual act to penetrate the vagina or anus, then light it in your mouth.

Man, I heard he pulled a Willy Jeffy on his secretary.

by Disobiwan April 14, 2021