waffling

A technique of switching opinions on a subject in order to be better received by different audiences. Sometimes, however, people mistake a thoughtful reconsideration for waffling, an error that can lead to such detrimental effects as the re-election of W.

Yesterday Bobby said he liked J.Lo's ass but today he waffled and said it's an ugly bubble-butt.

by Fae August 28, 2004

British Waffles

A confused man.

"That man is looking very British Waffles

by Ace_Doesnt February 24, 2021

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

KFC WAFFLE BACON CHINA MAN EATS BOOPY is great

by Kirbo the man September 24, 2019

stinky waffle

when a guy takes a shit on a girls stomach then presses down on it with a tennis racket to make the shit look like a waffle

"what are you doing?"
"just giving my girl a stinky waffle"

by sexual_waffles October 9, 2016

Waffle Housed

The feeling one gets after consuming large amounts of waffle at Waffle House.

George felt sufficiently Waffle Housed after his evening spent at the establishment.

by Dolphind42 August 26, 2013

Waffles

One of the only legit things on Urban dictionary

Not an idiot: I like waffles.
Idiot: Put it in my ###
Not an idiot: The frick? Are you a fecker?
idiot: yeh

by Frick dude! March 2, 2022

Granny Waffle

A old soggy flappy vagina

Babe I don't wanna have sex. You have a granny waffle.

by MrDILDO December 11, 2015