Universal Nut

When you nut so hard you see stars exploding and galaxies form.

Mike gettin head from Jessica
Mike: I'm about to nut
Jessica: Unintelligible
Mike: *lets out an animalistic noise that sounds faintly human and nuts so hard he can see the big bang*
Guess you could say he had a universal nut

by RickGrime$ November 8, 2022

Universalist

In a spiritual context, someone who believes that love is universal (exists in extraterrestrials, throughout the universe)-not just man-made and that the point in life is to spread love to these beings.

(e.g: God and many starseeds are universalists: They believe in spreading universal love to many beings, throughout the universe).

by Diana_Lucius_De_Collis April 22, 2023

Hipster University

University of Ottawa in Ottawa, Ontario, Canada. This University is known for being oversaturated by Hipsters and other indie subcultures. The hipster credit of this university is emphasized by it's ever-popular "Café Alt," which is in the basement of the school and is known for it's variety of grilled cheese sandwiches, as well as the school mascot, the "Gee-Gee," a horse racing term you probably have never heard of.

Ted: "Man, a bunch of guys in tight colored denim were just going off about American Apparel and Café Alt"
Steve: "They must go to Hipster University"

by ParrappaTheRappa September 6, 2013

STFU University

A way to tell a know-it-all that they need to go back to the womb and get rewired.

Stop txting so much and go join the social powerhouse called the Gleek Club at STFU University.

by Vin Nguyen May 8, 2017

Simpson University

Simpson University is a private Christian University located in Redding. The university is currently under academic probation as its leadership could not get their shit together in enough time before the accreditors came knocking. Simpson would be better defined by precisely what it is not, it is not academically rigorous, it is not welcoming to diversity, it does not respond well to new ideas, and it is abhorrent to to what a university should be.

Andrew: "Where are you going to school?"
Jessica: "Simpson University."
Andrew: "Isn't that the school where a few of the Biology professors teach creationism?"
Jessica: "Yeah I don't believe in science my parents told me its lie invented by the Jews and Homosexuals.

by SUAdmissionsTeam October 20, 2017

doane university

The location that one gets doaned. Formerly known as Doane college.

let’s go to Doane University and get doaned.

by Doane1872 December 9, 2017

drivetime university

The time people use during their commute to learn or work on personal development. Usually by listening to audio books or podcasts.

I've been attending Drivetime University to learn Spanish.

by OisE Life February 8, 2018