by Mr. Fuckit February 27, 2015
Get the troll toolmug. Ignorant so called "sports-fans" who have nothing better to do than to go around commenting negatively on Laker related stories, hoping to entice someone into an argument that is senseless and baseless. This is a mutation of the life-form known as Laker Hater, and as such share character traits.
The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.
Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.
The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).
Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.
One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
The fact that they have time to do this indicates that
either they have no life or their team of choice isn't worth
writing about or spending time on.
Hating and Trolling stem from feelings of inadequacy due to
their team of choice LACKING in either: 1) Championship
Banners and Rings, 2) Team Notoriety, 3) News media
coverage, 4) Legendary Players, 5) NBA records, or all 5 of
them.
The recommended way to handle the Laker Troll is either to
ignore them, or to point out factual falsities in their post
without ranting. The reason for this is not to give them
what they want (attention and for said Laker fan to waste
their time).
Laker Trolls are known to exist exclusively in comments of
online sports articles. It is predicted that as the number
of Laker Championship banners increases, the number of Laker Trolls in the US will jump exponentially.
One of the most well known weaknesses of this mutation is
the paralyzing effect that Kobe adding more jewelry (rings)
has on them. Each time The Mamba adds a ring, the Laker
Troll's are silenced and go into hiding for 3-10 months.
Laker Fan 1: "Did you see that stupid comment about the Lakers bro, obviously a Kobe Hater? I'm so tired of seeing that Laker Troll post all the time so I'm gonna go off on him for a page."
Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
Laker Fan 2: "Don't waste your time, that's what they want.
Besides, we're too busy counting our rings... no time for haters or trolls..."
by CarpLove April 24, 2013
Get the Laker Trollmug. a person or a troll with a large and floppy penis!a very close ancestor to the word lossop! it is just as funny!
my my what a lossopy troll you are!
you acted so silly then you were almost a lossopy troll!
those people are so lossopy troll!
you motherfucking lossopy troll!
you acted so silly then you were almost a lossopy troll!
those people are so lossopy troll!
you motherfucking lossopy troll!
by tom and james March 21, 2005
Get the lossopy trollmug. Republican: "Gay people have no right to get married. It's against my religion!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"
Intelligent/sane person: "Have you heard of 'separation of church and state'?"
Republican: "Dude, I was just trollin', bruh! Can't handle a joke, fgt?"
Intelligent/sane person: "Quit claiming troll, when you realize nobody agrees with you!"
by Chan-Nasty June 14, 2015
Get the Claiming Trollmug. by ashwhole March 26, 2019
Get the troll toymug. person 1: Urgh, blueberries are horrible and scary.
Arran James: No they're not, they're the nicest tasting thing in the world.
person 1: Nuh-uhh, you told me you hated them! How can you disagree with me?
Arran James: You've been trolled. Lololololololol.
person 1: ...
Arran James: No they're not, they're the nicest tasting thing in the world.
person 1: Nuh-uhh, you told me you hated them! How can you disagree with me?
Arran James: You've been trolled. Lololololololol.
person 1: ...
by chrissehsaurus September 23, 2011
Get the trollmug. by Sexydimma December 3, 2013
Get the trolling wordsmug.