Jew minute warning

When ur having sex with a Jew and his/her dad comes home and neither of you realize until he’s walking up the stairs.

Friend: I heard u had sex with that Jewish chick last night, huh?

Guy: Yeah, it kinda sucked, though. Right as I was about to finish I got hit by a Jew minute warning

by MackZee February 03, 2020

HB+Jew

MIW-Mighty Intergalactic Warriors.

HB+Jew are crazy Mighty Intergalactic Warriors yo.

by Jewtiful January 15, 2009

Jew bits

Pennies

The cashier ran out of jew bits to make change

by zack the hack December 19, 2011

Jew kisser

Someone who is a great kisser but is very stingy with kissing people, IE gives small pecks instead of making out with a partner

Dan & I have been together for a while now & he’s turned into such a jew kisser

by Wine junkie October 12, 2022

Levy Jews

Levy Jews.

Dutch people are levy Jews. goddamit

by ancaptrev September 25, 2022

Jew Potting

Putting a dollar inside the vagina or anus before having sex with a Jewish person.

“Hey man, last night me and Becky tried Jew Potting.”

by LiberatedSiN February 06, 2019

Counterfeit Jew

Antisemetic slur that implies modern Jewish people are not the real Jews or have connection to the Old Testament Israelites.

No one:

Bitchute enjoyer: counterfeit Jews are going to Israel for the return of the Antichrist.

by chewcyees December 23, 2023