The act of inserting a clear plastic tube in the anus, and inserting the other end of the tube in the anus of a "trusted" partner and shitting back and forth into each others asshole.
by zuulybully July 18, 2018
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by diggymac July 18, 2018
Get the texas two step mug.A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
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by Zero2infinity August 18, 2018
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by Slim Tim Jim January 22, 2019
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The bitch came at me again last night with her bullshit so I gave her the old Texas Sneaky Pete after foreplay.
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