Texas Mud Cookie

The act of soliciting an outrageously overweight Girl Scout den mother, butt fucking her in a Texas Walmart parking lot, and letting her eat a thin mint out of your ass.

Bro, let’s go hog hunting and get some Texas Mud Cookies.

by Certified Hunni March 11, 2024

hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley

a redneck term meaning " thats amazing" , "i hate you" , " i am so exicted". nobody knows what it refers to as " the texas valley" , but top scientest have discoverd that it might be the bathroom where a quagina happend.

" i am as happy as a hickory smoked sausage in the texas valley" said the red neck.

by cam clyde November 5, 2009

texas lesbian

People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.

I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger

by NeajZil April 10, 2024

Texas five sack

The lack of financial stability to purchase a full gram of marijuana. The Texas five sack.

I'll just get the Texas five sack today, money's tight.

by The sky beast May 28, 2018

Lometa Texas

a small town full of annoying twinks

Oh you're from Lometa Texas? Get tf out of here right now

by wackassrat November 2, 2020

Texas smash

When you leave a giant cum load on your hookups pillow, face and bed before you exit in the morning unannounced. And holler their name as you walk out & slam the door.

It was great last night with Veronica but I left her with a Texas smash this morning 💦 💦 💦!

by Loadsofjizz!!! March 12, 2023

texas peach

When you take a girl home and her taint stinks from riding horses on the ranch all day, so you pour a can of peaches on her pussy and use the heavy syrup as lube AND to cover up the smell. Bonus, after sex you get some ice cream, mix with the smashed up peaches, and have a nice snack.

Girl come over here and let me turn you into a texas peach.

texas peach

by cowboy don bird November 20, 2013