twat

1. vagina.
2. a stupid or annoying person.
3. oral sex or blowjob.

he ate that twat up.
i wish the kid in class would stop bugging me and stop playing around he such a twat.
he gave her some good twat last night.

by newunit300 January 23, 2018

twat

A twat is a person that annoys you or is a person you don't like

You are such a twat

by vintage.sign July 6, 2022

Twat Rocket

The act of smashing a female so hard they squirt so hard you fall of the bed.

I fucked salina so hard, she squirted so hard like 4 twat rockets.

by LilDongle January 5, 2019

death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.

Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

Twat Waffle

Akin to a douchebag, but an only slightly more appropriate word choice to use in front of your mom.

"Dude clearly couldn't handle that post -- delete. He's a twat waffle."

by Irishmafia June 14, 2023

Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

twat tax rebate

When one finds money once lost to their own idiocy. It is quite possible said individual never knew they had suffered the twat tax in the first place.

When you put on a pair of jeans not worn in six months and find a mashed up £20 note in the pocket. "Sweet! Twat tax rebate!"

by dooferdog March 21, 2017