bachelor tree

A Christmas tree exceeding no more than 4 feet in height and $10 per foot. Purely symbolic. On Christmas morning any presents placed under the tree are stored and then transported to the closest relatives house who has a real family. The only gift to one's self under a bachelor tree is a case of beer.

Just set up the bachelor tree, time to get drunk and hate myself.

by sssshake December 14, 2014

Tree-huggery

Adj. The state of being a tree-hugger.

The city decided to tax the driveways, but it was unpopular.
Do you think they'll try to tax the trees next?
No. They're too tree-huggery.

by Billhelm24 May 11, 2014

Of The Trees

1. Proper noun of an experimental bass DJ/Producer in the EDM scene.

2. That feeling you get when you're under the influence in a forest, or even just somewhere outside. Often a non-verbal state.

1. "Man, Of The Trees' first EDC set was INSANE"
"Of The Trees is what got me into bass music"

2. "Hey are you okay?" "Yeah, I think I'm becoming one of the trees.."
"I was so stoned last night, call me of the trees"

by tigger_tal June 05, 2025

tree bagging

LIke tea bagging but you also get the wood.

Doug was tree bagging player he shot in Call of Duty

by Treebagger April 12, 2016

Tree Camo

Another word for the Mossy Oak pattern camoflauge.

"I want some of that tree camo! What's that stuff called?'

by SUPVENGENZ October 07, 2010

sticky tree

The trees you don't want to hang your hammock on but want to smoke.

Yo son, you got that sticky tree?

Nah don't hang your hammock on that sticky tree!

by Princess the Pomeranian March 04, 2016

Chhet-tree

Originated from the depths of Nepal, Chhet-tree is used to describe a massive dick, the size of a tree trunk.

I was fucking this nepali boy last night, you should've seen the size of his Chhet-tree

by RijalStudio February 19, 2025