Road Deuce

A poop taken outside of the home and under non-ideal conditions for privacy and time allowed and perhaps even boosted in frequency due to the overindulgence associated with vacation or travel.

The food and partying was great but the frequent Road Deuces made the trip a little more challenging.

by Prediction? Pain August 27, 2022

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road head in the hurse

head in the car but wit a twist when a girl grabs you by the nipple so hard you cum in her mouth watery goodness

“Damn shortyyy you made my nipple turn white” road head in the hurse

by big daddy cum sauxe November 19, 2020

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Dries Road Head

When you are driving home from Prep, and pass by the Urban Cowboys whilst L. Dries is giving you road brain.

TJM III - “Yo, Dries! Look out the window it’s the urban cowboys!”

Dries - *mumbling* “I can’t bro, I’m giving you Dries road head!”

by Dreiser Dave May 3, 2023

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road disco

There's a huge accident on the highway, and all the flashing lights cause a psychedelic flash back...

With that accident up ahead on the highway there's a real road disco going on...

by Socks1985 February 10, 2018

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A group of people recruited by MTV to do ridiculously lame missions in a winnabago with a fake cow skull on the hood. The road rules team usually consists of a big breasted hot chick, a black man who starts fights everyone who is usually the outcast, a gay man/and or lesbian, etc.

I'd rather masturbate to Madonna than watch Road Rules.

by Travis July 17, 2003

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road donut

While driving a vehicle, elevating your rear end between the head rest and top of the seat, as your partner is in back seat and repeatedly tongue punches your donut hole until fully satisfied.

Lastnight I gave Joey the best road donut of his life! I had him howling the whole way home.

by Cuppy May 28, 2017

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