Christian

skinny white guy that happens to get all the women

girl have heard about that guy Christian omg he can have my kids.

by kleinschrxth December 24, 2019

Christian

Usually the baddest female around, has a lot of niggas wanting her but she pays no mind to them. She's smart as hell and extremely caring for others when she wants to be and funny as hell. Don't get on her bad side cause she can be a bitch.

Dang is that Christian? She be getting all the niggas

by 10983892sup April 15, 2017

Christian

People named christian oftern have small dicks

Christians sperm is bigger than his penis

by Kimilsung69 December 25, 2019

Christian Laettner

That dude who was good in college and has that shot against Kentucky. All North Carolina fans hate him because they suck. I hate North Carolina fans. They suck lol

Random UNC fan: I hate Christian Laettner
Everyone one else on earth: lol get a life unc sucks

by Lebrun Jaames December 9, 2021

The Christian Persecution Complex

That meme is like... Literally the exact thing they're doing to me.

Hym "I had a woman come in to my job to tell me that I can't poison God and it's like... Yes I fucking can bitch! This has nothing to do with the Christian persecution complex but yeah... Exact same thing they're doing to me."

by Hym Iam August 7, 2024

Christian

Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.

The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.

The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.

If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you

by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021

Christian

Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.

Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you

by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016