pond scum sucking

The lowest of the low life. Lower than whale shit. The dregs of the dregs.

When Facebook lauched open registration every pond scum sucking, bottom-feeding, porn-addicted, low life perv started prowling member sites, looking for cheerleader babes to drool over.

by Coriolus October 21, 2008

Suck Ur Mum

This is a phrase used by the humble British "chav" or "roadman". The phrase is used to insult someone who is a bender or a thot.

Oy blud suck ur mum u little nitty bruv- A chav

by The last Stylebender February 10, 2020

Suck Daddy's Dick

To allow your father ridiculous control over your life.

Guy 1: Are you staying around for another beer then?

Guy 2: No. I can't.

Guy 1: Ahh go on. Why not?

Guy 2: No. I can't. My dad wants me home for 9.30.

Guy 1: Fine then, go on. Go home and Suck Daddy's Dick!!

by Melvin Punymyer February 22, 2011

suck my dick

A sign of denial, aka if you don't wanna do somthin...
Or a surprise!

Scene 1:
Mom: Honey, tidy your room!
Son: Suck my dick, bitch

Scene 2:
Dad: Hey, son, I got VIP baseball tickets to tomorrows finals!!!
Son: Suck my dick!!!

by ACXtreme November 25, 2007

Suck my cock

Asking a girl to give you a blowjob.

HELLO MY FRIEND, SUCK MY COCK HOT WOMEN

by Jackishorny October 17, 2008

anime is teh suck

A phrase (now a meme) that started out on the adultswim message boards and worked it's way into mainstream internet and t-shirts.

Why shouldn't (insert channel} air anime? Cus anime is teh suck.

by Smokewhileyoudrink April 4, 2008

Russian Suck

The art of a Russian prostitute in a bear costume get down on her hands and knees and begin to claw and bite at your dick like a bear, while this is happening another Russian prostitute is pouring hot wax on yours and the other Russian prostitutes back while reading the Book of Job in the Bible.

Would you two fine ladies want to do a Russian Suck?

by NotJames... Ok it's James April 27, 2017