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smokin' beans

1.the action of literally smoking beans in some sort of pipe 2.the way someone appears 3.in the place of any swear word smoked beans smoke some beans smokin' beans!
1. "Man, I was so messed up last night. I smoked 4 bowls of beans!" "Shit, when'd YOU start smokin' beans?"

2. "Dude, did you just see that chick? She was totally smokin' beans!"

3. "Goddamned pile of smokin' beans!!"
by Dr.Mariah Spungeon December 16, 2008
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Smoking Tailpipe

The ability of a woman to fart, or have Flatulence, during the course of anal sex. Also a woman's way of ending anal sex as a result backing you off so to speak.
Dude, I was ripping her apart when she gave me a smoking tailpipe!
by Clzinit January 24, 2009
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smoking table

a place where friends come together to engage in deep conversation over a cig. it also typically involves family time. this event happens especially often at simmons college.
Guys, family time at the smoking table in five!
by ax3, cx2, k, m, s January 25, 2009
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SmokingChrist

A famous person on twiiter that is baked all the time and says random shit.
"The trees have dead people on them.......and they black kittys are fighting the white kittys....OH MY GOD......racist kittys..." Quote from SmokingChrist
by jana Mcvana May 4, 2009
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Smokin' The Squirrel

A term for Trailer trash that thinks nothing of eating roadkill
"Think I'ma gonna hang out here I'm "smokin' the squirrel" I picked up on the highway yesterday"
by xrxman59 March 9, 2010
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Smokie Downers

A group of people who sit around, smoke numerous amount of cigarettes and bitch about anything and everything.
Sheri is such a smokie downer, after she came back from smoking with Eliza for thirty minutes she totally bitched out her boyfriend, gave me the cold shoulder and stormed out.

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That group of girls are a bunch of smokie downers. I can't hang out with them all night, complain and have smoke blown in my face.
by Eskimo Kiss July 14, 2010
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smokin a smurf

The word is originated from the Latin word "Smookin" which means to inhale marijuana that has been rolled in paper. also known as a fat blunt.
smokin a smurf is commonly used as a slang word smoking weed. However the creator of the phrase is unknown is is still widely used.
it is currently illegal to be smokin a smurf
by FrEmXBiggy May 7, 2011
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