Hazelnut Surprise

The act of masturbating into a jar of Nutella and then closing it and waiting for an unsuspecting victim.

Jan just wanted some Nutella for her toast. Instead, she got a classic hazelnut surprise from Jim.

by #daddy2013 September 9, 2013

Kinder surprise

When a group of guys all jizz into a bowl and then pour it into a girls vagina. When the baby is born they do a DNA test and whoever is the dad is the loser.

Boys, let's all get together and play kinder surprise with becky

by Tysonguy November 30, 2015

Sunflower Surprise

When you are fisting a girl and are about wrist deep you open your hand out and give her a sunflower surprise.

Friend 1: aw man I gave my GF a sunflower surprise last night and she almost died
Friend 2: bro..thats just grim

by Spicy Memer October 1, 2016

George Washingtons surprise

basically tea-bagging or if your Ray Toro, potato sacking

"he totally gave the George Washingtons surprise last night while I slept."

by snolaura October 12, 2009

port orange surprise

eating a plate of asparagus early in the day and while having sex later in the night piss in your partners mouth for a smelly surpise.

Tim's wife wanted to be treated like a whore so he gave her the port orange surprise

by jerry17 July 5, 2011

Fancy Feast Surprise

When a man sticks his massive penis in wet cat food and lets his cat eat off of his dick.

"I gave my cat a Fancy Feast Surprise this morning. Overall a memorable experience."

by Fat and stubid March 28, 2020

Thanksgiving Surprise

the act of eating about 10 pounds of raw horse manure, and then shitting it out into your cats litterbox. Mix it with whatever the hell else is in one of those things, add horse testicles, donkey sperm and 6 fluid ounces of breast milk from a female bison. Stir with a dildo you got from that dirty hooker.

Put it all into a blender. it should end up looking like blueish orange and it should be mushy but solid when heated. And crunchy

Wait until Thanksgiving and put it inside the Turkey for Thanksgiving Feast. let your family suck it down and when they complement it on how delicioso it be, tell them what the ingrediants are watch them all throw it all back up on your table.

Collect their throw-up, and save and serve next thanksgiving

Miranda: "Hey man what did you do for thanksgiving this year?"
Myself: "I gave my family the Thanksgiving Surprise"

Miranda: "Nice!" *High Fives and leads to very intimate intercourse*

by IEatChildrenForBreakfast April 10, 2011