Road Rage Sunday

When someone cuts you off and it’s 112°F outside.

That driver really pissed me off, now I’m going to give him a little Road Rage Sunday.

by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018

road rules

MTV show where 6 teamates completes missions to win MONEY....lots of fighting and bitch slapping...

Join Road Rules to be bitch-slap by someone you loath

by Kath July 26, 2003

Vic Roads

Roads that are a lot worse then they should be

Wow, these roads are like "Vic Roads"

by vic roads hater April 18, 2023

Road hoagie

A heavy poop you feel coming on while in the car, but you have to hold it.

I've got a road hoagie we need to find a place to stop.

by Stayfreshcheesebag October 13, 2023

Old Town Road

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more (Kio, Kio)
I got the horses in the back
Horse tack is attached
Hat is matte black
Got the boots that's black to match
Ridin' on a horse, ha
You can whip your Porsche
I been in the valley
You ain't been up off that porch, now
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Ridin' on a tractor
Lean all in my bladder
Cheated on my baby
You can go and ask her
My life is a movie
Bull ridin' and boobies
Cowboy hat from Gucci
Wrangler on my booty
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Can't nobody tell me nothin'
You can't tell me nothin'
Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more
I got the

Yeah, I'm gonna take my horse to the old town road
I'm gonna ride 'til I can't no more

by 1234567890abcdefghij August 10, 2020

Load for the road

When the girl sucking you off has to go to work immediately after, so she takes the load of cum along with her.

Getting sucked off and leaves immediately after. As she walks out the door, her mouth is filled with cum.

Girl: I can’t, I gotta go, my Uber will be here soon.

Guy: I’m about to cum, finish me off. (Responds to Uber driver, “I’ll be right there”)

Girl: Okay, I’ll take a load for the road.

by Pika McJones March 9, 2019

Road Toes

Similar to road head, but instead the driver sucks the passenger’s appetizing toes.

When we get in that car, you’re giving me road toes. *female moans* *pussy quivers*

by RoadToes69 June 26, 2023