by ''. January 10, 2017

The act of explaining a topic that you have a high familiarity with to someone with no preconceptions of the topic; in a way that they would not understand, unless they already knew about the topic.
Lex: Which way do I go to get to the restaurant, left or right?
Fred: Well, it depends on how you want to go, because it’s all a grid, so it does not matter.
Lex: Don’t road-grid me! I don’t know my way around, just tell me the direction!
Fred: Well, it depends on how you want to go, because it’s all a grid, so it does not matter.
Lex: Don’t road-grid me! I don’t know my way around, just tell me the direction!
by [No-Name] August 12, 2025

by Road man mark April 2, 2020

by Mindyourbusiness January 14, 2019

Super gluing a floor and wheels to the bottom of an innertube, tying it to the back of a truck, and riding in it.
by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010

I ordered some tickets to go see norwich shitty play at carrot road, the match is in 6 days *Shows 6 fingers in one hand*
by CcDragz April 5, 2024

A person or persons whom ride pedal bikes aggressively. They usually ride in neighborhoods, or where people are around. Rarely do they ride in rural areas. They are attention seekers, and like to be witnessed. Also, riding makes them horny, and they are big fans of Patrick Swayze.
Neighbor 1: "Did you see Chad and Stacy today?"
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
Neighbor 2: "Yeah man! A couple of Road Horses!"
Neighbor 1: "I heard they have vibrating bicycle seats!"
Neighbor 2: "Typicsl Road Horse, I wish I was one."
by PissTank May 20, 2015
