Boomer Break

Taking a shit and masturbating at the same time.

John: Hey man, what took you so long?
Me: I was having a Boomer break
John: Oh......

by Bartholomew Jackmeister September 9, 2019

break-teeth words

Words that are almost impossible to pronounce.

John found otorhinolaryngologist and açai to be break-teeth words; he attempted to say them right multiple times but he kept failing.

by Flaminghorse April 9, 2018

An Escalator Can Never Break

An underrated (and very true) joke by comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005).

An escalator can never break - it can only become stairs.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 23, 2022

spring break oyster

Spring break oysters are general warts that fall off of frat boys into the beach water during spring break

“Just saw a spring break oyster in the water, it must have been from one of the Sigma guys”

by HJay November 20, 2023

spring break

Spring Break:
noun
Defination:
A "break" is not found in this week. This week is when students do more catch up homework ever expected because assignments have been stopped for this one week.

Senior year in high school is when there is no break in spring break

by too tired to care July 3, 2016

Breaking The Plane

The overstepping of a USPS mail carrier to enter one’s home and beginning cooking or snacking on various baked goods such as Poptarts.

Mailman: “On my route today, I plan on Breaking The Plane… I’m starving.”

by anonymous April 29, 2024

Break a Leg

In Shakespearean times, the poor people (groundlings) were known to be lowkey stupid, and drool in awe when excited. Because the groundlings were placed right in front of the stage and so damn slobbery, the drool would drip onto the stage. So if the actor was slaying, the groundlings would drool, resulting in the actor's inevitable slip and bone fracture.

They are loving your performance so much! Hopefully they'll drool enough that you break a leg!

by TurtleNugget912 May 11, 2025